Canadian eh!

This was sent along by one of my students in an email.


If you went to university in Canada this is too funny.





How many Queen's students does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him

How many Ryerson students does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity

How many U of T students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure

How many Algonquin students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it

How many Laurentian students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Sudbury looks better in the dark

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a light bulb?
5. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch

How many Western students does it to change a light bulb?
5. One to change the light bulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion

How many McMaster students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student

How many Carleton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the light bulb wouldn't go out

How many McGill students does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But SHE can't do it on Friday night

How many Brock students does it take to change a light bulb?
7. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time

How many Guelph students does it take to change a light bulb?
7. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure

How many Mt. Allison students does it take to change a light bulb?
5. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it

How many UVic students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a light bulb?
4. One to do it and three to translate the instructions

How many Laurier students does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. They make it a campus affair

How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a light bulb?
There's a university in Manitoba?

How many York University students does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to take directions from the science student and one to philosophise about life as a light bulb

How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. She screws everything, why not a light bulb?

How many Bishops University students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0. Drinking is just as fun in the dark